rockoutwithmecockout:

zanabism:

zanabism:

sauvamente:

rawmanrules:

bodyglitter:

bodyglitter:

this is so…embarrassing

i dont know what did it for me…the lady casually fanning herself with money in the background or the ‘or our 9 children…or our 8 grandchildren’

for me it was seeing them in a pack and riding the escalator with money out in the open

The most embarrassing thing is them saying they’re going to Dillard’s like its an upgrade

I’m LAUGHING SO HARD FHIS IS SO EMBARRASSING the first lady’s DENTURES OMFGGGGG

I can’t stop watching this because between the 6 of them here they can’t get one sentence together it’s so crazy. They sound exactly how Donald trump sounds.

The lady with the dentures at the beginning couldn’t answer the simple question ‘why are you boycotting Nordstrom’ like she just sputtered and so did the rest of them.

Btw whitie it’s Nordstom. There’s no ’S’ at the end. So ignorant!

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therealjoycesepticeye:

comradewodka:

I feel like someone in japan in the 1980s perfectly predicted the kind of thing tumblr would love in 2018

Visual representation of feeling yourself

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fairytrainer:

coaltar-of-the-deepers:

akuicnhialic:

bareback-bieber:

I don’t understand this…is this heterosexual ?

Genuine ostrich🐧

Three☝️☝️☝️payments🤑💵💴💶

OH!😲

wait, What??😧❓

I’m just goofin'😂🤡

New Boot Goofin'™️😏👢🤠

i want him to spit in my mouth

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hallowbethycas:

impossiblerebelblaze:

ask-the-egos:

pomrania:

pharoahamunsadji:

mulaneysbutt:

lizatonix:

bobertlutece:

this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need to expirience it 

There are so many things that are TOP quality about this. The business with the mic rope. The bounding across the stage like an excited puppy or a newsie. The Voice™️ that is so synonymous with John, you know, the voice of a guy who sells ice cream at the soda fountain in the 50’s. The analogy itself.

It’s all so beautiful, such peak humor and content.

Emmy Award Winning™️

I FOUND IT AGAIN.

Here’s the “horse loose in a hospital” bit. Good news, it has closed captioning.

“I DONT REMEMBER THAT IN HAMILTON.” OMG

God I’ve heard so much about this guy and this is my first time actually watching one of his bits. He’s as funny as y’all make him out to be tbh

This is my favorite video ever

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